First Year....Lol

My husband took the first bite of his chicken, rice, and gravy. "Is there nuts in here?" "No, why?" "Its kind of crunchy." "Awww dang it. thats the rice!"

Earlier this year I set his plate on the table and as I was getting mine he says, "Is that dog poop?" "Excuse me?!" As he leans in to sniff it and then jumps up from the table. "There is dog poop on the table next to my plate!" Sure enough I had managed to get dog poop on the table. I was hysterical. I mean how many people can say they put dog poop on the table with their husbands dinner?! Apparently I dropped the box of soda in a pile and did not realize it. I put it down on the table and there you go.

Let me just say my husband is the greatest. He is very sweet no matter how bad it tastes. He tells me I am beautiful on my worst days. Loves me no matter what. I do my best but mess up a lot in my opinion.

He texts me, "Honey, there is paper in my sandwich :) i love you"

I guess I lucked out because he has never had a good mother figure nor wife figure. Every woman in his life has been no good. He has had the worst luck with women. So I can do no wrong in his eyes. Lucky me :)